Friday, November 13, 2015

Most Eyebrow-Raising Headline of the Week



Woman wrestles 800-pound gator into submission at Texas hair salon - UPI


The alligator, which is blind in one eye, measures more than 12 feet long and is estimated to be 50 years old, was captured Saturday morning in a Sugar Land parking lot by Christy Krobroth, a full-time dental hygienist licensed as an alligator trapper by the Texas Department of Parks and Wildlife.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

TSB: My sources say this will be the theme of the CBS Democratic Debate. There will be in-depth questions about: women hair dressers, barbers, wigs, whigs, alligator lives matter, women's wrestling, who can take down Trump and poke him in the ISIS! It should be a fun night for all and fortunately there is college football for those with hand-held clickers. They plan to keep the cheering crowd down by dousing the crowd with overhead popcorn every time they get out of control. gwb (If that doesn't work Joe Biden might rush out, yell "don't forget about me!" and fire a shotgun into the air just for laughs.) The really intense stuff will be over how much Hillary billed the taxpayers for her 70% fake twitter followers. gwb

Anonymous said...

TSB: Of course it might be cancelled unless it can be determined that Putin is responsible for the terrorist attacks in Paris.gwb

Anonymous said...

TSB: President Obama made a rather untimely announcement today, Friday the 13th. He just amended his comments but indicated he had no clue who might be responsible. He'll find out more at the G-20 meeting this weekend in Turkey. gwb

http://www.breitbart.com/video/2015/11/13/obama-isis-is-not-getting-stronger-we-have-contained-them/

Anonymous said...

TSB: Al Gore just can't catch a break. gwb

Al Gore hosting climate telethon from Paris' Eiffel Tower
Associated Press
4 hours ago

Anonymous said...

TSB: Senior administration officials have told The Daily Beast F-15 aircraft carried out an airstrike against an ISIS target in Libya on Friday.
“While it is believed that the intended target was killed, the U.S. military is unable to confirm yet whether he is dead,” the website reported on Saturday. (You can't say Obama hasn't been busy this weekend.) gwb

Anonymous said...

TSB: Chris Christie at the 'Shoeshine Summit' in Florida said today he is dropping his offer to house Syrian refugees and instead offering free Atlantic City Casino Hotel rooms to European shoppers who are fleeing ISIS. gwb

Anonymous said...

TSB: It's the old 'suicide bomber with intact passport trick'. gwb
Passport Found Next To Paris Suicide Bomber Belongs To Syrian "Political Refugee" Who Entered Greece

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-11-14/link-emerges-passport-found-next-paris-suicide-bomber-belongs-syrian-refugee-who-ent

TSB said...

GWB: I don't think it's a trick. The French press said the passport was partially burned, and anyway EU refugees are registered by fingerprints as well as passports. We might find out a second attacker was another recent refugee. This will have repercussions in Europe, not to mention for Obama's plan to bring 10,000 Syrian refugees to the USA.

Anonymous said...

I hope so TSB! If not, WW III will start next week when Obama orders the G20 to wage all out war on Assad and Putin. gwb

Anonymous said...

TSB: At least CBS had the good sense to cut the last 7 minutes of the zzzzzzzz debate in favor of college football. gwb

CBS brought in the second Democratic debate seven minutes under time, giving Iowa Democrats the chance to catch the end of the No. 5-ranked Hawkeyes' game against the Minnesota Golden Gophers.


James said...

The alligator did get a fabulous updo.

Anonymous said...

TSB: The 3 Dem candidates all want 60,000 refugees for starters. Rep. candidates want none, but want 10,000 troops for starters. Obama can agree to 60,000 refugees and keep it secret until it's a reality and do the troops thing at the same time. As Merkel's Junker says: "We decide on something, leave it lying around and wait and see what happens. If no one kicks up a fuss, because most people don't understand what has been decided, we continue step by step until there is no turning back." - Jean-Claude Juncker. gwb (in other words 'votes don't matter')

Anonymous said...

U.S. Starts Providing Target Packages to France for Strikes on Islamic State in Syria: 1pm pacific

The French Campaign Begins: Hollande Launches "Massive Bombardment" Of ISIS Capital 1pm pacific

TSB: Amazing how little planning required for the attack on Raqqa after Hollande calls for 3 month national emergency. Great coordination by Obama. gwb (Also double wall and massive police presence for Seattle Sun Nite football.. better not bring a water bottle,toothpaste or a muslim friend to that one!)

TSB said...

James: The gator could also have gotten his teeth cleaned at the same time. (Quite the make over) The fact that the licensed gator trapper is also a dental hygienist really makes the story, IMO.

Anonymous said...

TSB: US Intelligence says: The new US campaign is called Tidal Wave II. It is named after the World War II effort to counter Nazi Germany by striking Romania’s oil industry. Lt. Gen. Sean B. MacFarland, who in September assumed command of the international coalition’s campaign in Iraq and Syria, suggested the name.

The bottom line: there are now Russian, US and French warplanes flying within kilometers of each other above Syria, a French ground force is imminent, as European police around the continent is conducting an epic manhunt while the alleged "mastermind" is supposedly thousands of kilometers away.


Finally, going back to the alleged terrorist attacks mastermind, Abdelhamid Abaaoud, perhaps the most curious discovery is that just a few months ago he was interviewed for the official ISIS magazine Dabiq. His interview below.
https://html1-f.scribdassets.com/1fdgaip62o4vndch/images/1-8ea47479c9.jpg gwb (Watch for him on 60 Minutes next Sunday along with his mother.)


Anonymous said...

TSB: Keeping up with events is like wrestling with 2 alligators! gwb
Obama wants 100,000 refugees now.

http://dailycaller.com/2015/11/14/cong-source-syrian-refugees-coming-to-u-s-for-last-two-fiscal-years/?

Anonymous said...

TSB: Caption contest: 2015 Staring Competition Final...the guardian
"Who will blink first?"

http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/11-overflow/20151116_caption_0.jpg gwb

Anonymous said...

TSB: Pepe has a great piece about Paris. He lives in the neighborhood the attacks took place and has a great breakdown of the whole thing, including why neither Hollande or Belgium can do anything about it. Most interesting to me is the makeup of the 3 teams, one of which has yet to be mentioned in the press.
'The heart of the matter is the drive-by team. Or “teams”. The investigation seems to be clueless about them. The killers at La Belle Équipe arrived on a black Mercedes, according to witnesses. There is no mention of this Mercedes anywhere. The killers were ultra-pro, muscular, methodical – and white.

These are the non-expendables. The high-priced mercenaries. While the whole media circus spreads from Grenoble and Toulouse to Brussels and even Raqqa, they have simply vanished without a trace. No one knows who they are. No one knows who hired them. Hardly social network jihadi al-Baljiki.' gwb (disclosure: I use Pepe's photo as my FB photo to confuse my rich relatives.)

http://atimes.com/2015/11/paris-terror-attacks-who-profits-escobar/

James said...

GWB: Your zero link no workie.

Anonymous said...

TSB: ISIS HAS 24hr Help Desk! This just on msnbsee. Was announced by some reporter in Paris. Assuming you are a jihadi this desk helps you learn how to encrypt your communications and avoid the intelligence services. I'm going over to Burger King and see if they know what's going on here. gwb

Anonymous said...

James: I have a lot of stuff that doesn't work right. The 'weaponizer' link is in paragraph 7. the story is : http://atimes.com/2015/11/paris-terror-attacks-who-profits-escobar/

TSB: MSNBC snuffed that 24 hr jihadi hotline story pretty fast.

Anonymous said...

James: The biggest break in the case so far. Hollande has called in Clouseau! gwb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KsVu11CSrQ
(Clouseau solves the case)