It too bad that Guantanamo is fresh out of Uighurs now that Bermuda and Palau have snapped them up. I'm sure Aruba (tourism slogan: "90,000 friends you haven't met yet") would have loved to have a few.
Carlos'n Charlie's might reopen as Carlos'n Charlie's n' Abdul's. Surely there must be a market for a beach bar that offers non-alcoholic tequila shots and halal chicken wings in an atmosphere free of unescorted women. They might even resume those 'Charlie from Aruba' commercials that were so popular a few years ago.