My suggestion of a Uighur restaurant in Aruba was right on the nose, except it turns out I had the wrong island. It's the four Uighurs we sent to Bermuda who now want to open a restaurant.
The four former Guantánamo inmates — members of China’s Muslim Turkic-speaking Uighur minority — are dreaming of opening the first Uighur restaurant, serving noodles and lamb in the millionaires’ playground. “Uighur food is delicious. These kind and generous people of Bermuda, we want to do something for them. Of course, we want to have a Uighur restaurant,” Mr Abdulqadir said.
Why not? Here's a killer slogan for their first advertisements:
Noodles n' Lamb don't GITMO Better!