The "Genuine Belgian Damp Rag" Tea Towel is available here.
"I don't want to be rude but, really, you have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk and the question I want to ask is: Who are you?" - UK Independence Party Leader Nigel Farage, 24th February 2010.
Here's an encore presentation of that memorable verbal smack-down:
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