Sunday, June 7, 2015

Most Eyebrow-Raising Headline of the Week



"B.C. woman finds biological dad on Facebook living as Elvis impersonator in Thailand" - CBC News British Columbia





14 comments:

Anonymous said...

TSB: THAT'S HIM FOR SURE! Almost as strange as those 2 murderers who escaped from the Clinton prison using a 'sophisticated plan'. I'd like to know more about the power tools they used to break thru a steel wall and pipes without anyone noticing.
gwb (I'm sure with the governor leading the investigation we will have answers and arrests soon! LOL)

Anonymous said...

TSB: If I were John Kerry I would either resign claiming health reasons or tell the truth and resign claiming I had lost all credibility with the EU and the world. gwb
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-07/obama-sidelines-kerry-ukraine-policy

James said...

Look for rumors that it wasn't a bicycling accident that Kerry had, but an assassination attempt. From what I have seen so far it's one of those "who knows deals", but the fact the rumor is even out there is interesting. Supposedly the attempt was engineered by the Tajik police commander defector to ISIS, and Kerry was at a secret meeting with ISIS reps.

TSB said...

James: The accident happened in a parking lot as Kerry's convoy and police escorts were forming up. I think this was just an accident.

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Anonymous said...

James; TSB: I'm just jealous that this guy could retire and do charity work as an Elvis impersonator in Thailand given that he has no voice, can't play the guitar. gwb

James said...

Sounds like again, I'm wrong, darn it. Oh well, at least I'm getting good at being wrong, gotta be a job in the government for me.

TSB said...

James: Don't despair. That Tajik guy is just the kind to make some kind of move against a U.S. interest target, sooner or later.

GWB: I know. That guy shows just how low the bar is set for any expat who wants to live on a beach in Thailand. That act just isn't up to the most minimal Elvis impersonator standard, although he does kind of look like the late-stage Elvis.

Anonymous said...

TSB: Package found near HSecurity Hearing; White House Press briefing cancelled. The dogs are sniffing for bombs. Did the kids just get out of school this week or has ISIS arrived. James should be able to figure this one out through his sources. I actually get a kick out of seeing our monstrous security complex being pretzeld by anonymous phone calls... especially since I don't have a phone. gwb

TSB said...

With not having a phone, you're in the clear. One of the few. Now, does James have an alibi?

Anonymous said...

Yes! He was here with me. We had a couple drinks and I put him up to it. gwb

James said...

I was in Pattaya all week!

TSB said...

James: ROTFLMAO

Anonymous said...

Go to Vermont James! They will never find you there. For a disguise I suggest becoming a Bobby Jones imitator. gwb
(CNN)A pair of convicted killers who escaped from an upstate New York prison may have headed across the border to Vermont, fearing the pressure of an intense manhunt in the neighboring state, authorities said Wednesday.