From deep inside the foundations of our Republic's capital city
Beer and tomato juice was a big favorite here in Austin with the hipsters. Another plague unleashed upon the civilized world by Austin.
James: Beer with vegetables? That sounds worse than beer with fruit. Next they'll put little umbrellas in them and call them beer coladas. Where will it end?
Guys: I'm waiting for beer with psychedelic mushrooms. Olympic Peninsula forest service and immigration guys have totally squashed the Mexican mushroom pickers but I met a guy down there last week who's been making a great living picking them for 20 years. (you have to do it at night) Then he mixes it with too much whiskey and gets' 'drop attacks' where he can't breathe from laryngospasm. Fortunately, wife is a former Army medic and she calls 911 and wakes him up with CPR. Prices are through the roof but we need to offshore these operations and let Budweiser in on a share of the profits to get it approved. gwb PS They would have to add Peyote to get it into Arizona. Rick Perry is strongly against it.
TSB;James! The Limerick King is Back!! Talking about Ben Bernanke who got out while the getting were good! https://www.flickr.com/photos/expd/18583632864/An ode to a Grecian contagionAusterity victims are ragin'These debts can't be paid It's a Klepto charadeAnd soon WWIII we'll be wagon' The Limerick King
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