Friday, July 10, 2015

Most Eyebrow-Raising Headline of the Week



"U.S. Marshals employee caught having sex on courthouse roof" - ABC Eyewitness News, Harrisburg  


 U.S. Marshal Pane said the Marshals Service is confident that the security integrity of the courthouse is intact.



16 comments:

Anonymous said...

TSB: If this isn't a case for oversight I don't know what is. I'll call Chaffetz and we will be seeing a hearing before the summer recess. Heads will roll! People will be takin Da Fiff! And why don't we just put a sloped roof on dat place? gwb

Anonymous said...

PS: Remember, IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING! Think how little it would cost to provide the citizenry with these. gwb

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TSB said...

GWB: A sloped roof! I like that solution. And maybe a tin one that would heat up like an oven in this summer heat. I have nothing against law enforcement officers taking a little personal time while on the job, you understand, but they ought to keep it indoors.

James said...

A rather interesting form of plea bargaining.

Anonymous said...

TSB: 'El Chapo' did it again! Escaped from Maximum Security with only a bar of soap in Toluca, Mexico. That's a high mountain town with 1 main road so I'm thinking he hopped a helicopter and won't be seen again. The Mexican President has called Gov. Cuomo for help in the search. gwb

Mexico: Top Drug Lord Joaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman Escapes
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESSJULY 12, 2015, 6:43 A.M. E.D.T.

TSB said...

GWB: Chapo really makes those Shawshank guys look like quitters. His tunnel was a mile long, comfortable and fully ventilated.

James said...

El Chapo es no mas en la carcel!
https://youtu.be/nvKoWMX9gmU

Anonymous said...

TSB: The guy has style! I missed the Trumpster last weekend but I love it that he is making the other Republicans look like phonies on immigration. Those guys can't do anything but what their donors tell them and they are on the losing side of a really big issue. It's about time we had a skunk at the political correctness picnic.
gwb PS: Huntsman for Veep!

Anonymous said...

TSB: Tensions are high in Tuluca today as a massive manhunt (I mean wait) begins for El Chapo. Armored vehicles are standing around the roads in this small town waiting to see if he comes back. So far nobody has been questioned or relieved of duty because it is way to early in the investigation for that. In other news, Hillary is outlining her vision for improving the economy. She is going to give us all a raise and quit sending emails!! gwb

Anonymous said...

TSB: Getting rich in the music business is getting harder all the time. (and so is believing WAPO!) A half a million bucks of assets my foot! I'm sticking to lottery tickets. $10 bucks a year! gwb

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-07-13/get-rich-or-go-broke-trying-rapper-50-cent-files-bankruptcy

Anonymous said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3159344/There-s-no-jail-big-midget-Mexico-s-billion-dollar-drugs-lord-gloats-Twitter-escaping-prison-shower-block-tunnel.html

TSB: Now Chapo is going after the Trumpster and says he 'OWNS THE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT' !! All this truth telling is giving me a headache!! Pineido planning to stay in France for just a few more weeks. lol gwb I'm betting the Mexican government will fall before Trump folds.

Anonymous said...

Just thinkin TSB... What if Chapo could kidnap Hillary and make Trump pay the ransom? gwb

TSB said...

GWB, James: Chapo will be in the U.S. news so much he might as well try to join the Republicans as the 16th candidate. Trump will work this like a pump handle.

50 Cent was my favorite rapper - no joke - but he was not careful with his money. He actually used to carry $2 million in the trunk of his car. The trunk. I'm not surprised he doesn't have enough left to pay that $5 million civil settlement. I'm sure 50 will, like Wilie Nelson, work his way back to solvency.

Anonymous said...

TSB: Most interesting to me is that. 1. When Chapo tells 'Donald' to shut your mouth
his first response is to shut up and call the FBI... and 2. The delay in reporting the story while the censors figure out how they want to spin it. All these candidates and especially Hillary are ready to jail anyone who doesn't agree with them. Now Spain is following the US lead by going full tilt dictatorial. gwb

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-07-13/1984-comes-europe-end-freedom-speech-spain

I love it that your 'twitter fine can go to infinity depending on how many followers you have'. Things are moving quickly! gwb

Anonymous said...

TSB: Somebody made the case that Trump is a 'False Flag Attack' for Hillary. That makes the most sense. (Just like Perot in 1992) Trump will make the Republicans look ridiculous, threaten to run as an (I) if he doesn't win and then drop out because somebody kidnaps his cat and leaves a threatening note. Hillary wins in a squeaker promising to destroy Uber and give free taxi's to anyone who is willing to drive a Chevy and join the union! gwb

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-07-13/us-automakers-worst-nightmare-chinese-auto-inventories-explode-may

Anonymous said...

Hey Skep!! I didn't realize that Greece is a Eurozone leader
in military and entitlement spending.... just like we lead the
world in military and entitlement spending on borrowed money.

Tsipiras was told there is no need for elections in 'bailed out
countries' (your islands are ours now) and it looks like this
might be the last free (I mean spendy) and fair election in
the US as well. Have they issued you your 'hollow points' yet? gwb

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