Saturday, June 23, 2018

FBI Theater



Enjoy this verbatim reenactment of some of those famous text messages between FBI Special Agent Peter P. Strzok and his former co-worker Lisa Page. This seems to be a variation of verbatim theater, that great performance genre in which actors use the actual words of court transcripts, and it's close to poetry under oath a la Bill Clinton / Monica Lewinski.

More Strzok-Page texts are being turned over to Congress, so I can look forward to future episodes of this drama. Those two exchanged over 50,000 texts!! You have to wonder if they ever actually had sex - when did they find the time?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

TSB: I'll get to this one but I'm intrigued by this latest "restaurant theater" with Sarah Huckabee Sanders at the Red Hen Café. s Do you know what is: Pellegrino, ABG, Tito and Goose? $86 sounds pretty reasonable with the drink. gwb

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-06-23/restaurant-owner-who-booted-sanders-says-gay-employees-too-triggered-wh-press

Sanders is my favorite press secretary of all time. I wonder if she ever ordered that stuff when she was dining with Bernie?

Anonymous said...

TSB: That's a classic! gwb

Anonymous said...

TSB: Colleague cracks Sen. McCaskill’s rib with Heimlich maneuver
Sen. Joe Manchin performed the Heimlich maneuver on McCaskill when she began choking at a luncheon for Senate Democrats on Thursday. (I'll bet he was "jazzin" her about all the campaign contributions she takes from the opioid manufacturers. That's no laughing matter. Fortunately she probably gets free steak dinners and free healthcare the taxpayers provide for her so she's covered! gwb

Anonymous said...

I thought she had almost spoken the truth, which had become lodged in her throat.
JH

Anonymous said...

50,000 well there's a song for this:
https://youtu.be/g2DGmSuDgJ8
JH

TSB said...

JH: I don't think things will get any better for Special Agent Peter P. Strzok, not with Congress on his back and another OIG investigation underway. On the other hand, he must have unlimited free time now to text his heart away.