Natural and Organic, But Maybe Not Secure

Whole Fords says it is "free of artificial flavorings, colorings, sweeteners, preservatives and hydrogenated fats," but how can you be sure it is also free of potential assassins laying in wait amid the aisles of gluten-free-this and organic-that and Rainforest-friendly-other stuff?

Ed Henry of CNN just tweeted the following observation this Sunday morning in Washington:

Ben Bernanke [Chairman of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System] shopping Whole Foods w/two security guards, but he's wearing polo that says "The Fed" so kind of gives him away. That & beard.

Who even knew that the Fed Chairman had bodyguards? Or logo polo shirts?