Wednesday, May 4, 2011

OBL Mystery Will Soon Be Solved

I'm so relieved to learn that Pakistani officials will conduct a thorough investigation to determine whether any part of their government was complicit in Osama bin Laden's long refuge in Pakistan. See this interview for more.

In an exclusive interview with The Cable, Pakistani Ambassador to Washington Husain Haqqani said that his government will conduct a series of internal investigations to find out how bin Laden could have been living deep less than 100 miles from the capital, Islamabad, and to determine if any Pakistani government personnel were helping him


In other news, Colonel Sanders has promised to find out who has been killing all those chickens his restaurants have been serving.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

TSB: The "discussion" in the British Parliament yesterday was (in contrast to the US divide)completely unanimous: UBL gone means "Mission Accomplished" and time to get out of Afghanistan! (And I guess "On To Libya"!! The US discussion seems more about what great Presidents we have and how this means we need to get into Af-Pak more than ever! gwb

Anonymous said...

Great Post TSB! Forget the 17 herbs and spices.. I'd love to find out where those chickens come from too!
gwb

Anonymous said...

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/top-secret-stealth-helicopter-program-revealed-osama-bin/story?id=13530693
Wow! Cool Stealth Helicopter! gwb

TSB said...

They did a good job destroying the rest of the airframe, but apparently the tail section got overlooked. Oh well, the Chinese probably knew about our stealth choppers anyway.

Anonymous said...

Sure they know about it... But given the history of China-Pak nuclear cooperation that tail section is probably already on the boat headed for Shanhai! Did you see the picture of the Pakistani's hauling that thing off behind a tractor? GWB

Anonymous said...

TSB: Anderson Cooper told us last night that the grousome UBL photos passed around to members of congress have now been declared to be fakes!
Any idea for the source of the "fake" pictures shared with congressional leaders?? Now we have to wait for the
Al Jazeera interviews of those actually present during the raid. They may have to move Jay Carney to State! gwb

TSB said...

The White House is doing a terrible, terrible, job with this. They put out stories based on - apparently - nothing, and Carney has had to revise the "fact pattern" every day since last Sunday.

The only photos I've seen were ones released by the Pakistani military, and they show the dead bodies that were left behind.

The WH is likely to reverse itself yet again and release some OBL photos after all. Go the "full Uday" on him.

Anonymous said...

Breaking News!! Carney will be replaced by Dalai Lama!! Obama saying
"We need someone who can explain this thing on a moral level." gwb

Anonymous said...

U.S. drone strike in Yemen is first since 2002. WAPO may 5,2011

TSB! Saleh was right! Those weren't drone strikes. They were cruise missiles! GO BOEING!! gwb

Federale said...

Undoubtedly the Paki government investigators will be assisted by OJ Simpson who has alot of investigative experience searching for the real killers.

TSB said...

The Pakistanis will need the entire OJ Dream Team to get a "not guilty" verdict on this.

Anonymous said...

TSB: Isn't that Pakistani ambassador to the US a kick in the pants?? It sounds like he only gets the word from the Executive Branch? I still bet you 5 pesos Zardari is gone by September. gwb