Saturday, February 27, 2021

Most Head Skakingly Bad Thing of the Week

"Rooster fitted with knife for cockfighting kills its owner by slashing his groin as it tries to escape" - Daily Mail
The fighting cock had a blade strapped to its leg ready to take on an opponent when it tried to flee the vicious blood sport ... His owner was cut and rushed to hospital in rural Telangana state but died of blood loss before he arrived ... The killer rooster was briefly held at the local police station earlier this week before it was sent to a poultry farm.

I love how the Daily Mail ascribes a motive to the rooster - "it tried to flee" - which makes it all sounds deliberate. The rooster had a definite consciousness of guilt all right, and I just hope it's prepared to pay the price for its rash act. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time, even if it's hard time on a poultry farm.


Anonymous said...

TSB: That looks like a transgender Rooster fighting in the wrong weight class.
I know under British and German covid rules there is No Hugging Allowed but Hindu rules probably anything goes. gwb

PS: They should probably check the text messages on his cell phone to find the organizers.

Anonymous said...

Something in there about "Live by the sword, die by the sword!".
The nasty virus should be called the "Mom Virus" as all across the world I hear " wash your hands".

Anonymous said...

Brennan made this statement recently: "I'm increasingly embarrassed to be a white male". No problem, "I'm increasingly embarrassed he was CIA chief".