Sunday, March 7, 2021
Most Head Shakingly Bad Thing of the Week
"Satan Tries to Get a Date on Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority Train" - NBC 10 Boston
That approach is more personable then looking for dates on Tinder, I suppose. But frankly, I find it implausible that Satan would ride public transportation in Boston, or anywhere.
Now, my idea of a real Satan is someone who sounds Mick Jagger/Keith Richards-ish and lives in Las Vegas, where he buys and sells James Brown's soul and makes winner-take-all bets about dragging the Vegas Strip at dawn.