Friday, May 10, 2024

Mano-a-Mano-y-Otro-Mano (Let's Settle This)


Did you see RFK Jr's debate challenge? Now we're talking! The voters need a way to judge the cognitive fitness of this year's candidates, and how better to do that than in a winner-take-all sudden death debate? 

I imagine a debate stage arranged like the three-way Mexican Standoff at the end of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. What's Spanish for "let's get it on?"

Read it here: RFK Jr says he’ll eat brain worms and ‘still beat’ Biden and Trump in debate!!!
Kennedy was speaking after the New York Times published a startling story about a 2012 deposition in which he said a previous neurological problem “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died”.
“I offer to eat five more brain worms and still beat President Trump and President Biden in a debate,” Kennedy posted on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter.
“I feel confident of the result even with a six-worm handicap.”
That's some great pre-fight trash talking. This is what we need in the 2024 election cycle.

Let the best man win. Or anyway, the man with the least damage to his brain. 

2 comments:

James said...

I couldn't resist: https://babylonbee.com/news/worm-disgusted-to-find-itself-in-politician

TSB said...

You have to pity the worm, that's for sure. I'm surprised they don't have a DC lobbyist to take up the cause and buy some votes for an Intestinal Justice On Kennedy Entrails (I-JOKE) bill to send some tax money their way. Haven't they suffered enough?