Even Dimly Recalled Memories Can Be Worth Ten Million

President Joe Biden has sold the rights to his memoirs to the Hachette Book Group. The deal amounted to ten million dollars, The Wall Street Journal (WSJ) reported.https://t.co/edzOwyfj6M

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This news produced the biggest swarm of unwanted title recommendations from the general public since Hillary announced she was starting a podcast. 

My runner-up suggestion: Am I Still President? 

But the best I've seen so far is: Biden My Time. 

That one works in two different ways, since you can add a colon to make it Biden: My Time, which is perfect for a memoir. So perfect that it transcends internet hectoring to become, in fact, an excellent title for any publisher with an ounce of humor. 

Personally I'll skip the book unless Joe narrates it himself.