Thursday, August 18, 2011

The Statement Department

"The Statement Department." I like it. It suggests an agency that makes remarks, declarations, and assertions, and reports facts and opinions.

Too bad Rev Al wasn't around when Thomas Jefferson
was thinking up a name for the first federal agency.


Anonymous said...

Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilisations, say scientists Rising greenhouse emissions could tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report.
TSB! Can you name that movie? gwb

Anonymous said...

Is Qaddafi Really going to Flee to Tunisia?

Posted on 08/19/2011 by Juan
NBC News is reporting that US intelligence officials (My translation:Would you buy a used car from Andrea Mitchell? I think the USG should nationalize MSNBC while it still has a few viewers left.)

TSB said...

I don't know what it is with this sudden panic about alien attacks. First it was alien-threat-as-global-economic-stimulus, and now aliens are coming to enforce Al Gore's will upon global warming skeptics.

It sounds like a summer blockbuster movie with Bruce Willis.

Now, if we could get the aliens to take Gaddafi away to a safe haven in some other galaxy beyond the reach of the World Court, then we might have something.

Anonymous said...

Good Point! Gaddafi definitely seems like an alien hybrid and I think they tried to capture Saleh but he escaped! I'm going to look for an alien-proof bunker. gwb

Anonymous said...

THE LOOOOONG WAR..TIL 2024! They better get this thing signed before congress figures out how much $$$ we have to cut due to the depression!


Anonymous said...

TSB: Thanks for this statement Dept.!
I love making statements! gwb

PS: Have you noticed that someone?? has made sure that Ron Paul is never mentioned anywhere as a potentially successful candidate? In fact, lots of the time I have trouble remembering his name! Aliens??

Anonymous said...

TSB: While thegovernment owned banks in the UK are falling off a cliff financially the government owned car company (GM.N) is now down to half the price the taxpayers need to get their $$$ back. It's kind of funny that they refuse to fix problems with the NOVA!! gwb

TSB said...

Government Motors will be a huge success after they sell a million Chevy Volts. Demand for Volts is currently about 140 per month, so we taxpayers will have to hang in there with our investment a while longer.

Ron Paul? Who's that? He must be a politician who doesn't fit into a news media template, since I never read anything about him.