Saturday, July 30, 2016
Most Honest Movie Trailer Ever
So I gather that in this latest sequel Bourne will meet the asset, who was warned to come alone, equipped only with a tactical monocular and a GoPro strapped to his turtleneck, have a cool car chase, crunch bones, bribe the crooked government guy who is a just a puppet for someone else, and walk through train stations looking worried, all the while being surveilled by a control room full of grumpy old men on computers with old-ass monitors. Plus, there will be lots of guns and weaponized office products.
And some people say Hollywood has exhausted the spy-triller genre.
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I am all over weaponizing office supplies. Spare me your lame stapler as a weapon. I want to see Bourne take on paper clips and after that, post it notes, or especially those skinny arrow shaped flag post-its stamped "sign here". They need to be a vital tool in a super sleuth thriller. Also, the standalone vial of whiteout, for the old school types.
There is so much potential for mayhem in office supplies. Hand sanitizer and glue sticks are practically napalm, big paperweights tied together make flails or nunchucks, any plastic product can be turned into a shiv or shank. I'm pretty sure you could make a crossbow with enough rubber bands and a couple toner cartridges.
For the ultimate in office improvised weapons, check out the FRAGGuccino:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH6GpXAXmx8&list=PL6iHWYSMbLTLpdVHFXPQfNwbLKxxTR2wk
Lithium stripped from AA batteries will, when exposed to water, produce enough heat to ignite the kind of accelerents that can be found in bathroom supplies, and if that combustion happens inside a tightly sealed steel coffee tumbler - boom.
What office worker has not thought this kind of thing through?
TSB: Check out the weaponized dump trucks in the latest closing of Incirlik Airbase for a "SAFETY INSPECTON". Me thinks Vladimir has his cat prints on this one! gwb
Turkey Surrounds, Blocks Access To NATO's Incirlik Airbase Amid Speculation Of Second Coup
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-30/turkey-surrounds-blocks-access-natos-incirlik-airbase-amid-speculation-second-coup
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-29/macvladimir-cat
TSB: Great 2:16 movie trailer about the Clinton Crime Syndicate coming to a White House Cinema near you Nov.8th.(rated C-for conservatives only!) gwb
https://youtu.be/hTlIkY_-Oog
There is nothing more deadly in the office than the "Meeting". Able to strike down even the most stout hearted. It can suck the life force from multiple targets days or weeks even before exposure. Spoken of only in hushed tones in dark out of the way places.
The Meeting is so powerful that the only way to get out of going to one is to have to go to another Meeting.
Beware of rousing the beast Skep. You know that somewhere a marginally competent middle manager is thinking "we could have one at 3:00 pm Friday and solve the...........".
TSB: We need to call a meeting about this new guy Khan! I have a feeling he's connected to the Clinton Foundation. gwb (Friday at 3:30?)
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/08/02/khizr-khan-deletes-law-firm-website-proving-financially-benefits-pay-play-muslim-migration/
James: I suppose having two meetings at once would be like crossing the streams in Ghost Busters. You don't want to know what would happen.
GWB: Mr. Khan could very well have connections to Virginia Governor and former Clinton Foundation President Terry McAuliffe, since they are both in the business of facilitating foreign investor visas. Hillary's ne'er-do-well brother Hugh is also tied in with McAuliffe, representing foreign investors who seek to drop cash on McAuliffe's electric car company in return for green cards for themselves and their families.
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