Britain's Future Looks Fabulous Under PM Starmer, But Only If You're Into Glitter

Starmer gets manhandled by a 140 lbs protestor. pic.twitter.com/Laglrji3cr

— Dane (@UltraDane) August 18, 2024

The Britain's Future branding raises this pathetic incident to the level of comedy, which is a great improvement over what it would be otherwise, such as 'unbelievable security failure' or 'PM's girly-man reaction to personal assault.'

Not auspicious, to say the least. The UK's top security detail allowed a protestor onto the stage with Starmer and then stood by stunned for ten long seconds while - better, whilst - the loony deployed an IGB (Improvised Glitter Bomb) on their protectee and then held hands with a clearly non-consenting Starmer.

It's hard to say which offense is the worse in today's UK: the exuberant public speech or the unwanted physical intimacy.