Saturday, February 29, 2020

Most Headshakingly Bad Thing of the Week




"Warning: If you have recently purchased Meth, it may be contaminated with the Corona Virus." - Merrill, Wisconsin, Police Department

"Please take it to the Merrill Police Department and we will test it for free. If you're not comfortable going into an office setting, please request any officer and they'll test your Meth in the privacy of your home. Please spread the word! We are here for you!”

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

TSB: Get Mayor Pete on that right away and tell him to start cooperating with VP Pence on messaging. We have to stop Bernie before it's too late! gwb

TSB said...

Judging by the polling numbers in California, I suspect we'll have Bernie to kick around for a while longer, to use Dick Nixon's idiom.

Anonymous said...

I think Bernie needs to win California, Texas, and split the rest of the states.
James/Sennacherib

Anonymous said...

TSB: Silver Linings Playbook: 119 People Quarantined In A Brothel In Spain
She had only been with 3 men but imagine how many people she'd been in contact with the past month or even that same day? This is going to hurt the brothel business world wide! gwb


https://www.zerohedge.com/health/silver-linings-playbook-119-people-quarantined-brothel-spain

TSB said...

Quarantined in a Spanish brothel. I am at a loss for words. Except that would make a great premise for a one-room play.

TSB said...

James: Bernie is on a roll, and Biden just won his first primary ever. Evidently, we are living in The Time of Old Men. Do you realize Bill Clinton is younger than either of them?

Anonymous said...

TSB: It looks like Bernie is going to have to concede soon to his more moderate friend Joe Biden who likes talking to smaller groups: "You're Full Of Shit!": Biden Melts Down In 'AR-14' Tirade After Voter Confronts Over Plan To Take Guns
I decided not to waste a stamp yesterday. I just hope that doesn't keep Bernie from winning WA. This year they combined the Caucus vote and the Primary vote on the same ballot and then after you sealed that envelope you had to sign on the outside that you didn't vote for both. The also put the Republican Primary on the same ballot which added to the confusion. If you didn't sign that "affirmation" they will send you a letter to give you a second chance/ WTF? Call me voter suppressed. It's time for a new party combining Trump and Bernie Dissillusionals
gwb I got it!! Tulsi/Ivanka 2024 !!

TSB said...

Joe plays best in *very* small rooms, and then only if he can exclude cameras. He did another wander-around-while-reading-from-his-phone townhall meeting yesterday which led to yet more pleas to the DNC to end this thing now.

He seems to be getting worse. His doctor released a statement saying Joe is in fine physical and mental shape, but also saying that he did not test him for cognitive decline. Why not? Wouldn't you test him for cognitive decline?

Anonymous said...

TSB: My cognitive decline is legendary. This morning I found my credit card which I haven't seen in 3 weeks and got the bank to cancel a $2000 cashiers check they issued me on Dec 18th. I feel like I just made $2000 today. gwb

But I have it good! https://www.zerohedge.com/health/pentagon-halts-all-domestic-troop-travel-soldiers-confined-base-area Time to break out the old Sgt. Bilko videos! Have a great weekend!

TSB said...

My father loved the Sgt Bilko show. Did you know the show had an Army liaison officer, and he was future actor George Kennedy? Eisenhower also loved the show, and Kennedy's duties included delivering the kinescope of the show - which was recorded in New York before broadcast - to the White House so POTUS could watch it at his leisure.